Sophie Kinsella

“One thing: I can damn well wear lipstick.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“Family's the most important thing.”

— Sophie Kinsella

If it's in the bin, it's public property.

— Sophie Kinsella

“Is you look good, you feel good!”

— Sophie Kinsella

If you look good, you feel good!

— Sophie Kinsella

“Buy calmly and with meaning.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“Oh fuck. I shouldn't have said that.”

— Sophie Kinsella

My voice is clotted with unshed tears.

— Sophie Kinsella

“Mum always says the right thing. She always makes everything better.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“I think, if Demeter had to put her religion down on a form, she’d put Organic.”

— Sophie Kinsella

You can't just switch off your feelings because the other person did.

— Sophie Kinsella

“I don’t know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi.”

— Sophie Kinsella

...you may be able to sway people's heads. But you can't sway their hearts.

— Sophie Kinsella

Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.

— Sophie Kinsella

Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.

— Sophie Kinsella

“she is the only woman I've ever known who could make a man call.Ever”

— Sophie Kinsella

The thing about lying to your parents is, you have to do it to protect them. It’s for their own good.

— Sophie Kinsella

If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into…

— Sophie Kinsella

“But that's what happens in life. People find new friends and new sisters. It's called natural selection.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“She's been used to hiding her feelings for so long, no wonder her manner can be a little awkward.”

— Sophie Kinsella

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

— Sophie Kinsella

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail...

— Sophie Kinsella

“My new rule for life. Don't go into spooky dark woods on your own." "You're not on your own.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“Should I tolerate it as normal male behaviour, like when he gets a cold and starts Googling nose cancer symptoms discharge nostrils ?”

— Sophie Kinsella

We both gaze down at my swollen tummy for a while. I still can't quite get my head round the fact that…

— Sophie Kinsella

We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare." "Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great." "Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's…

— Sophie Kinsella

I always thought 'chick lit' meant third-person contemporary funny novels, dealing with issues of the day. I mean, it's not the ideal…

— Sophie Kinsella

I hurl the glass teapot to the ground. we both stare at it, stunned. "it was supposed to break," I explain after…

— Sophie Kinsella

It’s the way he had a cup of tea waiting for me when I woke up. It’s the way he turned on…

— Sophie Kinsella

Mind your own Brazilian!" The words fly out of my mouth before I can stop them. Oops. OK. The trick when you've…

— Sophie Kinsella

“Commuting in London is basically warfare. It's a constant campaign of claiming territory; inching forward; never relaxing for a moment. Because if…

— Sophie Kinsella

I need good coffee!" I say in horror. "It's my only luxury!" I can't live with my parents and drink bad coffee.…

— Sophie Kinsella

She believes in love and romance. She believes her life is one day going to be transformed into something wonderful and exciting.…

— Sophie Kinsella

“It is absolutely what I think.' He looks deadly serious now. 'These academic guys have to feel important. They give papers and…

— Sophie Kinsella

Okay. Now my skin is really prickling. I've read all the Harry Potter books, all five of them. I don't remember any…

— Sophie Kinsella

“Above all, staring at my old bedroom ceiling, I feel safe. Cocooned from the world; wrapped up in cotton wool. No one…

— Sophie Kinsella

For years now I've kind of operated under an informal shopping cycle. A bit like a farmer's crop rotation system. Except, instead…

— Sophie Kinsella

I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and…

— Sophie Kinsella

“Stuff that balances out the bright and shiny, just like there is for all of us. Bright and shiny on the one…

— Sophie Kinsella

“I often wonder what she's thinking," says Ed, still gazing up at her. "That's quite an intriguing expression she has." "I often…

— Sophie Kinsella