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Funny quote quiz

— Funny Quiz

“Take time to be a butterfly.”

— Gillian Duce

“Does babygirl mean camp?”

— Matty Healy

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— Funny Milk

“You cannot negotiate art.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Is love really blind?”

— DON SANTO

“We'll always have jazz”

— Sophie Kinsella

“Get high on love, not drugs.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.”

— Amit Kalantri

“The greater the injury, the greater the fun.”

— a celebration of poets Leinad Eibam Summer 2015

“A good reputation is sign of success".”

— Stephen Rayment

“Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.”

— Amit Kalantri

“If you want the truth from someone, just make them angry.”

— Jason Gabriel Kondrath

If People Who Are In Love Are Called

— Nyomi

“Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen”

— Olivia Cunning

I'd rather talk to a cat than talk to myself

— Myself

“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

Do not worry about what other people think! Most people don't use their brains very often!!!

— Jezreel Scott

I wonder if I had a Twifey and we fuck..I wonder if that would be call Twsex.. :/

— Brandon Samuel

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one

— Amit Kalantri

Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too..

— Alisa Gattus

“Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.”

— Regina Griffin

“Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.”

— Amit Kalantri

When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she say Hi,…

— Brandon Samuel

“Who said the Arabs are incapable of breaking world records? Qatar has just set a new world record by becoming the first…

— Mouloud Benzadi

A frustrated husband in front of his laptop: Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife. Allow me to complete my…

— Anurag Prakash Ray

“In all the daydreams she’d woven about her and Titus sharing intimate conversations, never once did they entail discussing corset burglary.”

— Karen Witemeyer

“I'm glad my condo was furnished. Because, how do you buy a couch? I have no idea. This grown-up thing isn’t for…

— Sarah Addison Allen

“How ’bout you take this Cajun injector here,” I say, gripping the steel rod in his shorts, “and give me a shot…

— Heather M. Orgeron

“Sharp-nosed and thin-lipped, with dark eyes framed by black plastic eyeglasses, haircut and shave long overdue. He felt familiar. Then I realized…

— Louise Miller

“Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they…

— Amit Kalantri

“...it's true what they say about turning into your mother; I grew up with her yelling, 'Am I talking to myself?' To…

— Alexandra Potter

“Speaking of welding torches... there’s one heading our way!’ The Nursebot was not wrong. Coming for them with the calculated patience of…

— Louise Blackwick

“Look. This is a Christmas tree. It’s a decoration. Why do you think everything is a toy, Cat?” “I thought it was…

— Lea Beall

“Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.” “What am I to…

— Rhys Bowen

“Around about now, young John Owen comes out of the shack lugging my old musket from the War. At six years of…

— Peter Matthiessen

The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for…

— David Sedaris

“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in…

— D.L. Hess

“You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you." "Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I…

— Tammy Blackwell

“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.…

— Etienne Guerin DeForest