“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
I heard that good looks can kill... . . . . So, please don't look at me . . . . I don't wanna see you die.!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.” — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
You know its real love when one of you leaves the room and the other one pauses the movie without being asked. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
The worst thing u can do to someone is steal the last piece of their pizza. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when someone farts in the elevator and looks at you to see if you notice :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish raindrops where tequila,so that I dont have to tell my m0m,i dont drink,its raining. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
“It makes you look like Audrey Hepburn. If she'd been a surfer." "I don't surf." "Neither did Audrey Hepburn,” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“You really are a pain in the ass,” he laughs. I swat him playfully, laughing too as a single tear rolls down… — Kandi Steiner Copy Share Image
“That was a very moving speech, Trust Fund," I said. He flinched at the name. "But I'd prefer you tell me why… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: Kennedy was the first catholic president. Obama was the first black president. Trump is the first mentally ill president.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Celaena?” Sam asked into the dark. “Should I worry about going to sleep?” She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
What do you do when your mother inlaw snds horrible messages? A:send her an accidental message- Thanks babe I love you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So , you can hate the heir to the throne all you want, write mean poems about him in your diary, but… — Casey McQuiston Copy Share Image
“MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS? ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS. MY FRIEND:… — KanyaACoffman Copy Share Image
“And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“The colognes that Zak wears are, to put it simply, all man and sex in a bottle. My favourite of his is… — A.L. Russell Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey.… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
You didn't know she was crazy despite her propensity to carry on conversations with people who were not there? You didn't know… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
“I said. “I’m fine. I have a little bit of a head ache, but I’m not dizzy or nauseous. I can walk… — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
“What's the deal with this Malachai?" Xevikan "I don't know. I just joined him myself. But he seems level. Decent even." Zavid… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
