I don't stop arguing until I get my point across.I always got to have the last word! — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.” — Aron Beauregard Copy Share Image
“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
“Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
TEACHER: It's better to fail than to cheat! ME: LOL no, it's better to cheat than to repeat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“I firmly disagree with anyone who says humans are the most advanced, or the most intelligent species on the planet. In fact,… — Israel Morrow Copy Share Image
Just noticed that the lol symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out… — Lenny Karanja Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“I spent the day stripping the purple out of my hair and redyeing it—Manic Panic Electric Tiger Lily. The jar promised it… — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
“I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
“When talking about my relationship with God, or any other area of my life, I want to choose to GROW. Incidentally, my… — Rachelle Triay Copy Share Image
“The Weaveress squinted at the loom. While any other person would merely see a thickset of colour-flashing Threads, Ærinna saw cosmic events,… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“By weaving their thoughts and feelings into the substance of reality, the Weavers had ensured anyone writing about them would secure an… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“Am I picking you up tonight?” he asked. “Or do you still think I'm an ax murderer who might break into your… — Anna Cruise Copy Share Image
“Her attention was now drawn upon a boy whose imagination had the potential to change the face of reality. Unfortunately for him,… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Water once said to Oil,we might be friends and I'm better than you in everything,Oil got angry and said,I'm not cheap staff… — Acquinton Copy Share Image
