“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Well, the truth is that his mother had six miscarriages, and three of them survived.” — Oscar O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares… — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey” — Amunhotep El Bey Copy Share Image
“Quote from In Love of Honey, Money…and My Virgin Passport If you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!” — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Reading a SoHo restaurant review in the New York Times for me is like reading Fifty Shades of Gravy. By the end… — Kim Lee Copy Share Image
“Archbishop: "God is with us!" William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!… — Arash Pakravesh Copy Share Image
Call me a bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is.. well what about I add a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“As usual, I'm working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one?… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Aye," said Elric darkly, "return me to my realm, so that I may fulfill my own doom-laden destiny ..." Werther looked upon… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
“Stay in the car Nick" "okay." Ash gets out abd goes to look at the dead body. "For an immortal being with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Philosophers have pondered that question for centuries. I'm afraid the answer is… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The Captain was wearing his best blousey shirt, his beard was gleaming in the early morning light and he’d polished all his… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“I tear my lips away from hers and fling her over my shoulder. “Hey!” she protests, kicking her feet and slapping me… — Dolores Lane Copy Share Image