“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, "Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
You know some b*tch just broke up with her boyfriend when shes starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
How many mouth do you have? You only got 1 pussy and 1 lips, so bitch, please shut the fuck up before… — Myself Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I grab him before he can run off. "I love you." But it's not just Emile's voice that answers me. Five others… — Saxon James Copy Share Image
“If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Marg muttered something under her breath. It was either “Who does he think he is?” or “I hope he has no kids.”… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“I said. “I’m fine. I have a little bit of a head ache, but I’m not dizzy or nauseous. I can walk… — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
You didn't know she was crazy despite her propensity to carry on conversations with people who were not there? You didn't know… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
“Wow, holy cow, hubba hubba, gee whiz. That was some guy. Don’t tell me he’s your main squeeze!” “My what?” “Your honey.… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“The colognes that Zak wears are, to put it simply, all man and sex in a bottle. My favourite of his is… — A.L. Russell Copy Share Image
“I prodded him in the chest with a finger and said, “Look here, smart mouth, I’m getting pretty sick of you already.… — Tim O'Rourke Copy Share Image
