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“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.” — E. L. Doctrow Copy Share Image
Half of a woman's life goes in calculating how to repeat a dress without letting people know. — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
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Admit it. At some point in your life you've tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light turns off. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women. — Laura S Copy Share Image
“As I reflect on all my friends and colleagues in my life on this special occasion... Mother is only half the word… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“You ‘accidentally’ touched his bottom? Didn’t that happen when you last saw him as well? Surprising how often that seems to be… — Twisted Hilarity Copy Share Image
“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The Captain’s boat inspections were always pretty slapdash, because they mainly just involved him looking at the ropes and planks and barnacles… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Make yourself into a battery to store some of this feeling; it is the currency of your life... There will be many… — Dessa Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...and in repose one might have admired so fine a specimen of English manhood, until the foppish ways, the affected movements, the… — Emmuska Orczy Copy Share Image
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Literary award competitions are like social media platforms, and judging panels are their users. Submitting a book to a literary award competition… — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“An angora. That's what it was," he exclaims with a grin. "They have translucent wings and are about five inches tall and… — Arianna Fox Copy Share Image
“One quick glance around the room and I realise that I have somehow stumbled into a wannabe serial killer convention. Every single… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Jake eyed his brother. "I never forget. All data is stored in my memory banks. And one day, candy pig, you will… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“You've always been there for me. Always. Even when I…" V "Even when you what?" B "You know." V "What?" B "Fuck.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
I sent my son, who normally speaks very good English, to check if there was bread in the fridge. He came back… — CHILL SAUCE KTN Copy Share Image
“She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.” It was at that Raid stopped dead. “What?” “Raiden, the gig is… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Going to bed, night guys. I'll postquotes tomorrow do you guyswant funny quotes or relatable quotes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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There is nothing worse then a rejected high five in front of strangers…... ;) Lolzzz :D — Archie Copy Share Image
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“I love your hairless chest.” She nuzzled his pecs. “So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.” — Nicole Archer Copy Share Image
