“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
“Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you something and you already know about it well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
What do you do when your mother inlaw snds horrible messages? A:send her an accidental message- Thanks babe I love you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That was a very moving speech, Trust Fund," I said. He flinched at the name. "But I'd prefer you tell me why… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“You really are a pain in the ass,” he laughs. I swat him playfully, laughing too as a single tear rolls down… — Kandi Steiner Copy Share Image
“I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Celaena?” Sam asked into the dark. “Should I worry about going to sleep?” She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: Kennedy was the first catholic president. Obama was the first black president. Trump is the first mentally ill president.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
The only day I find happiness is the day you die! I don't know when I will be happy but I can… — Jarrod Copy Share Image
“God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count off the dozens of other things she shouldn’t do. “You give me… — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Amren,” Rhys drawled, “sends her regards. And as for this one … ” I tried not to flinch away from meeting his… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Everybody clapped enthusiastically and Dr. Marx popped up from behind the podium, where he had been hiding all along. He was the… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“One does not simply ring Roland." Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Family members are a lot like fish after three days they start to stink. — Jonathan Tees Copy Share Image
“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re already stuck with yourself for a lifetime. Why not improve this relationship?” — Vironika Tugaleva Copy Share Image
Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.” — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER - WHAT GOOD IS YOUR POINT OF VIEW , WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO IT — George Kincses Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
Screw the Jones, Keeping up with the Kardashians will send you to the poorhouse!!! — Veronica Moore Copy Share Image
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry” — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah Copy Share Image
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
