That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic !! u rock:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when it's quiet in class and ur stomach decides to sound like a dying whale — Koaml Copy Share Image
Ladies, men will listen to all your problems if you learned how to say thank you with a blowjob. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR! — Edchelyn Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your friends and family are singing happy birthday and you are just standing there smiling … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To smile sincerely is acceptable after making mistakes – that is the best way to feel cheerful and repeat the same mistakes.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
“GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with… — Ken Poirot Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you all have never been to Doveport? Our sister city across the sea?” “People don’t say… — Terrance Crawford Copy Share Image
“There was a hole in his chest where his mood should have been, and the darkness was slowly settling in on his… — Raven Elliot O'Connor Copy Share Image
In an art gallery,a couple saw a picture of a lady,only covered with leaves. Husband:-watching wife:-u leave from here or u wait… — Gautam Copy Share Image
“Margaret cleared her throat. 'Now, how long have you been baking?' 'For twelve years. Since I graduated from the CIA.' 'You learned… — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
“ Ella let out a squeal when I picked her up, “Jonathan!” I loved carrying her around in my arms. After all,… — R. Matthews Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Webster said, ''Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
The Good Lord takes care of kids and fools and I qualify in both cases! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
“The main proof that you actually do not exist is that nobody ever criticizes you.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“It was me–a dangerous cocktail of pissed off and hurt.”–Ember (Darkness Of Light)” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to… — matthew bracey Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
Everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I'm just getting lazier and finding more TV series to watch.. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
“This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.” — Nobita Nobi Copy Share Image
“An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
“If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.” — Peter Wisan Copy Share Image
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“There is no such complicated situation which people could not make more complicated.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you press CTRL + W and never knew what it did until then. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you turn the page and realize that you have no idea what you just read — Anonymous Copy Share Image
