“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
Don't ask me again is my favorite computer button that I wish was also a real life button. — Lenny Copy Share Image
“I was very responsible, and very mature. Travis says otherwise, but he’s not important right now. We’re focused on me.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“It makes you look like Audrey Hepburn. If she'd been a surfer." "I don't surf." "Neither did Audrey Hepburn,” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
I wish raindrops where tequila,so that I dont have to tell my m0m,i dont drink,its raining. — Redeyeen Copy Share Image
Wtf Are You Looking At ? Yo' Momma's Regret , Daddies Broken Condom , & The Doctors Failed Abortion ! — Pepaaa Copy Share Image
“The Captain’s boat inspections were always pretty slapdash, because they mainly just involved him looking at the ropes and planks and barnacles… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Make yourself into a battery to store some of this feeling; it is the currency of your life... There will be many… — Dessa Copy Share Image
“...and in repose one might have admired so fine a specimen of English manhood, until the foppish ways, the affected movements, the… — Emmuska Orczy Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's not breaking the rules What I find makes fun. It is However outsmarting the system and finding a way around it… — Günther Schepp Larenas Copy Share Image
“In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we… — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
When you are smart enough to know there is a lesson to learn, but dumb enough to think you've already learned it. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“This," Gansey replied "is precisely why I didn't want to have a baby with you.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re already stuck with yourself for a lifetime. Why not improve this relationship?” — Vironika Tugaleva Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.” — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER - WHAT GOOD IS YOUR POINT OF VIEW , WHEN NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO IT — George Kincses Copy Share Image
Screw the Jones, Keeping up with the Kardashians will send you to the poorhouse!!! — Veronica Moore Copy Share Image
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
