“What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.” — Heiwajima Shizuo Copy Share Image
Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all."… — Hazel Blackthorn Copy Share Image
“It's funny how people choose to believe in magic, miracles, fate and all sorts of superstition but not in themselves!” — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Dear bottle, take me into your arms and comfort me with hope for survival.” — David G. Maillu Copy Share Image
“Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
“Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“You should stay and keep me company, so I don't get lonely.” “You don't seem like the type of guy who gets… — Kiersten Fay Copy Share Image
“I was so caught up in my thoughts I did not notice the wire till I got caught up in it. Right.… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt… — Werley Nortreus Copy Share Image
“Beyond a thin veil of space stretched Existence, the frailest and most imbalanced reality of the cosmos. No one was really sure… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“You should really smile more Miss.” “Smiling Is overrated.” my voice as sharp as a knife, my voice deadpanned, as I sulked… — Shayla Orick Copy Share Image
Isang Gabi naglalakad ako sa isang madilim na iskinia ng biglang may narinig akong salita na tila sumpa…… . . . .… — Gia Tito Copy Share Image
“An idea hit me so fast I didn't pause to analyse it. I just acted. My body might be constrained, but my… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I've got everything ready to go," I said once he was finally awake and dressed. All the tenderness and vulnerability was gone… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“In his time the Pirate Captain had made a number of dramatic entrances of his own – not always intentional it had… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“...Neal doodling a sleepy gerbil on Georgie's arm . . . Georgie could never remember the difference between a gerbil, a hamster,… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. “We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out… — J.K Rowling Copy Share Image
“Bucket had started his criminal career in Braas, not far from when Allan and his new friends now found themselves. There he… — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
