“A motorcycle was the worst form of transportation when you were holding an angry grudge against its driver.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Acting by yourself is pretty darn hard, especially having to do physical comedy. — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
A little TV money, dollars for sense of humour. Scholar for my attendance like Bueller, so no use for a tutor. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“You could start a fire with the heat between you two." "You're mistaking bitter animosity for heartfelt affection.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.” — John Hankins Copy Share Image
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“I am an excellent driver. In my mind. When nobody's watching. I could drive circles around you. And even East Los Viva.… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her… — James Oswald Copy Share Image
“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past." "Really?" I asked, paging through the papers in the… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Some celebrities are afraid of me because some are afraid of the truth, and then some love me because they have a… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I think a band that doesn't have a sense of humor can come up with their own take on whimsy.Kind of lead-footed… — Michael McKean Copy Share Image
“David was holding Mona steady. I hoped he also had a little attention to spare to keep us unnoticed from the ground;… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, something meaningless occurs, somewhere with meaning.” — F. Thomas Vincent Copy Share Image
