27days I'm a regular girl, But when it's a full moon, I'm A Werewolf.. — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
“Between birth and burial, we find ourselves in a comedy of mysteries.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You can't always control who walks into your life, but you do decide which window to throw them out of. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“I chose this path for solitude, not realizing the the hobo life is a very sociable lifestyle...” — G Johanson Copy Share Image
[ Gil Cates] said, "You've got a point of view with your magic. There's this comedy to it, there's drama. You're telling… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
Selfishness is a bad habit. Thats why I always rationally think through my decisions to act without regard for others. — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
Always behave like a duck: keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath. — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
“the best kind of laughter is laughter over ourselves. Because then you don't just become happy – you become free.” — H.A. Weidman Copy Share Image
“I’m actually here with Crispin. You didn’t forget about your tutoring date with him, did you?” I wrinkle my nose. “I thought… — Haley Fisher Copy Share Image
While it may not heighten our sympathy, wit widens our horizons by its flashes, revealing remote hidden affiliations and drawing laughter from… — Marie Taylor Collins Swabey Copy Share Image
“- I picked these last night. I want you to have them. - Th-thanks. What kind of flowers are these? They're pretty.… — Shouji Gatou Copy Share Image
“My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap) I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap) My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o,… — Judy Schachner Copy Share Image
“I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“You snore.” She stopped in the middle of the hallway and gaped. “I do not.” “Oh yeah, you do.” He nodded, beaming… — Jennifer Shirk Copy Share Image
A talk show is about having a look at a famous face, a bit of stand-up comedy, knockabout stuff - an interview… — Terry Wogan Copy Share Image
“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“the one that can hurt you the most are the one that you really love” — Salman Aditya Copy Share Image
“Achievement is a cotton candy meal that you think will make you full.” — Maxie McCoy Copy Share Image
“Albert Campion: 'I’m serious!' Lugg: 'That’s unhealthy in itself.” — Margery Allingham Copy Share Image
He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image