I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly. — Brad Williams Being silly Copy Share Image
It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously. — Brad Williams Comedian Copy Share Image
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Funny Copy Share Image
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you… — Brad Williams Dwarves Copy Share Image
Now, I've gotten to the point in my career, I'm 13 years in, to where I know that I'm funny. I know… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it,… — Brad Williams Absolutes Copy Share Image
Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they… — Brad Williams Being honest Copy Share Image
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards… — Brad Williams Asian Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether… — Brad Williams Awe Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A,… — Brad Williams Comedy Copy Share Image
I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I try not to be mean for the sake of being mean, and if I do do a joke or a tweet… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in… — Brad Williams Being silly Copy Share Image
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.… — Brad Williams Audience Copy Share Image
I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you… — Brad Williams Animosity Copy Share Image
Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one… — Brad Williams Comedian Copy Share Image
I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to… — Brad Williams Canada Copy Share Image
The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet. — Brad Williams Awe Copy Share Image
I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
