For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems… — Brad Williams Being fat Copy Share Image
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke… — Brad Williams Comedy Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a… — Brad Williams Comedian Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's… — Brad Williams Clubs Copy Share Image
There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in… — Brad Williams Being silly Copy Share Image
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I'm constantly watching satirical news programs, and just - I never want to be in a situation where someone could yell out… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have… — Brad Williams Australia Copy Share Image
When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made… — Brad Williams Comedy Copy Share Image
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
