My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one time at fat camp and she couldn't run. Now she is one of the best looking girls out there. Neva… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know… She'd be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Can somebody please tell these super thick girls they one starburst away from being Fat! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Me: why am I still single ? brain: you're weird as shit. body: and you're fat. face: plus you're pretty ugly. food:… — Daniel Vargas Copy Share Image
The awful thing about being fat is you can't get away from it. Everywhere you go, there it is; all round you;… — Charlotte Bingham Copy Share Image
A new report suggests that people in happy marriages are more likely to gain weight than people who are unhappily married. So… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I think what you feel like as a teenager never really goes away. If you were teased for being fat or thin… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
Ultimately, of course, there is no excuse for being fat in this culture. It's the one last prejudice we allow ourselves, the… — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit.… — Claudia Shear Copy Share Image
Im sure most people have seen the quote 'never call a girl fat' I think it should be 'Never call anyone fat'… — Leah Copy Share Image
I have a friend who actually told me that she'd rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
Who says I'm fat? :) I don't think so... it's just that- i'm not THIN..;p — Meow Opre Copy Share Image
No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
