Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Does this outfit make me look fat? Me: NO, your fat makes you look fat!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run. — Azer Copy Share Image
Fast food chains are trying to seem healthy these days. Wendy's replaced Dave Thomas' daughter Wendy with a skinnier redhead who doesn't… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfucker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your completely pathetic if you have to bring someone down,make someone feel low and bad about themselves for you to look good! — Neacygirl Copy Share Image
No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time. — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not… — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The feeling of being fat is honestly very very horrible. It's so uncomfortable! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard. — Joe Bastianich Copy Share Image
I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
She complains about being fat but she's eatin potato chips at 1am…NO WONDER! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am size SIXTEEN in real but if you ask my heart I am size ZERO from inside — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your so upset with being fat. Then why are you still stuffing your face? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, stop stressing out about your figures. Men love meat, Dogs love bones~ — DeAngelo Stokes Copy Share Image
A wise man once told me, if we were all fatter we would be closer together!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
