“There is no sense of worshipping a Guru - or anyone for that matter.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“The only wards I ever knew happen to be fictitious characters.” — Augusta Evans Wilson Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Nothing in my childhood or the way my parents raised us ever would have allowed me to think that comedy was cool. — Greta Lee Copy Share Image
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“Also, he might want you to take responsibility by becoming his wife. Look at how pretty you are-you'd make a decent foster… — Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou Copy Share Image
“Toddlers are like tiny Banksys who want their work to be seen on the biggest canvas possible, and in your home that… — Mike Spohr Copy Share Image
We see an enlightened teacher to gain a sense of humor, to learn balance and proportion and of course to learn wisdom. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.” — Howard Florey Copy Share Image
One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Kyle clapped his hands together. “Goody! The Zoe dates back some 3000 years to when the Greek gods ruled.” “Who’s Zoe?” I… — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“A friend of Diagoras pointed out an expensive display of votive gifts and said, ' You think the gods have no care… — Diagoras of Melos Copy Share Image
“Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I try to play the stiff, as much as I can, and play it dry, which is sometimes hard for me. My… — John Cho Copy Share Image
“Sometimes our talent is plain old everyday people skills that have been lost in our fast-paced society—listening, compassion, a sense of humor,… — Lisa Nichols Copy Share Image
I cannot believe in a God who has neither humor nor common sense. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
