There are just some things that I don't think jokes are good for. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
To me the important thing for a comic to be is emotionally honest. — Jim Norton Comic Copy Share Image
No matter how many books I've sold, nothing can correct the fact I look like Alfred Hitchcock from the side. — Jim Norton Alfred Copy Share Image
People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't. — Jim Norton Belief Copy Share Image
I find when most people are offended, it's phony. It's an attention-seeking device. So I love to call them out on it… — Jim Norton Attention seeking Copy Share Image
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton Children Copy Share Image
I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like. — Jim Norton Embarrassed Copy Share Image
I want people to feel like there's nothing they have to be worried about laughing at. There's nothing that can't be made… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
The one curse in America is that we deny who we really are and what we like. — Jim Norton America Copy Share Image
I don't worry about the crowds agreeing with me anymore. I want them to laugh and have a good time, but I… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Being 'edgy' is not just cursing. There are some things socially that are just not acceptable to make fun of. Anything with… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
People don't mind positive stereotypes. People don't mind positive assumptions. It's only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
A lot of racism is paternalism. A lot of people hide their own racism because they treat blacks, minorities and other groups… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Apologies; our cultural obsession with them isn't about actually being offended, or simply needing to hear, “I'm sorry.” It's not really about… — Jim Norton Apologies Copy Share Image
Wherever I go, there is definitely my audience. I would say in some places there's more of them than others, but it's… — Jim Norton Audience Copy Share Image
You can't apologize for who you are on a stage, you can reveal who you are but don't apologize because that's begging… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Being a harsh, dirty comic, the last person on earth I ever expected to help my career was Jay Leno. I had… — Jim Norton Career Copy Share Image
It just seems like right now we’re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if it’s… — Jim Norton Care Copy Share Image
If I'm gonna make fun of Trump, I'm gonna tell you things that I've done that are similar. I like to tell… — Jim Norton Fun Copy Share Image
The more disgruntled the white people are, the happier they are to see me, that has to be it. I do really… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's really the old question: Does art inspire life or does life inspire art? Maybe it's a combination of both. But Trump… — Jim Norton Art Copy Share Image
Regular people are the problem. It's not the government, it's not the invasive Big Brother, it's the fact that we're a nation… — Jim Norton Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week.… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
