What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist! — Jim Norton Coincidence Copy Share Image
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades. — Jim Norton Clothes Copy Share Image
I love Philly so much. I know that at any time, any place, a fight can break out. Those are great comedy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini. — Jim Norton Chef Copy Share Image
Trevor Noah is a great, relevant young comic, and Comedy Central is smart to stand by him. — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
I have cowlicks, so my hair has always been a source of torture for me. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I love everything about Boston. The women are phenomenal, they're all dirty. It's just a really great place to do comedy. — Jim Norton Boston Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Badass Copy Share Image
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't watch too much television because I want to write something, and you never want to be influenced by other things… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
When it comes to stand-up, people feel this need to voice their objection through groaning or being offended. It's really irritating... I… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
Lenny Bruce did clean TV. You have to be able to do that, I think, to succeed because if you want to… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
It's really hard to truly want people who you hate to have the right to say whatever they want. And we all… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I love doing the radio, and it's different every day. But stand-up is just you and the immediate reaction of the audience.… — Jim Norton Day Copy Share Image
All major cities are the same. People have the same sensibilities and they get afraid of the same subjects, groaning at the… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
