It's really hard to truly want people who you hate to have the right to say whatever they want. And we all… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I know that I have a good career and I'm really busy, but there's always that part of my mind that's like,… — Jim Norton Alive Copy Share Image
I got really lucky that at age 12, I knew I just wanted to be a dancing monkey in front of people… — Jim Norton Age Copy Share Image
I choose to believe that we are addicted to the rush of being offended, the idea of it, rather than believing we… — Jim Norton Abyss Copy Share Image
I got a GED when I was 21 and it doesn't mean anything to me now. I'm still a high school dropout… — Jim Norton Dropout Copy Share Image
I think what's happening is that women are allowed to be funnier as we stop pretending that there are subjects that they… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You just have to believe in what you're saying and be able to explain why you said it. There's nothing I say… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great.… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I've done 'Letterman' twice and he was friendly, he said hello as he was shaking your hand and in front of the… — Jim Norton Audience Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all… — Jim Norton Communication Copy Share Image
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy… — Jim Norton Adults Copy Share Image
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I date but nothing really long term. I haven't had much luck. I probably haven't met the right woman. Most probably know… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever… — Jim Norton Failure Copy Share Image
People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You can't worry about saying something that will get you in trouble because the line changes so fast. If you try to… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If somebody said about me, 'I don't think his jokes are good, I don't think he's a good comedian,' I don't like… — Jim Norton Comedian Copy Share Image
I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
A lot of times the mainstream public loves something, critics will hate it and then they'll think the public is stupid and… — Jim Norton Hate Copy Share Image
You know, Americans think that they're such progessive and free thinkers, but we're as uptight as any other country when it comes… — Jim Norton America Copy Share Image
People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they… — Jim Norton Audience Copy Share Image
The biggest killer to funny is hyper sensitivity to certain subject matter and Montreal is as guilty of that as L.A. or… — Jim Norton Comedy Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with… — Jim Norton Doubt Copy Share Image
I don't really like Phil Robertson and I think his opinion about gay marriage is stupid. But in a country where we… — Jim Norton Communication Copy Share Image
Well, audiences will laugh at a lot of things that comedians won't. — Jim Norton Comedians Copy Share Image
