A Memon on his death time
A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
Girlfriend: Baby,
I'm Pregnant.
What Do You Want It To Be?
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Boyfriend: A Joke.
In School Days,
Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.
"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???
He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P
Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.
A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long
Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.
Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?
It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!
Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?
It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question
Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!
Ankhein bhi wohi hain dareecha bhi wohi hai
aur soch ke aangan mai utarta bhi wohi hai,
Jis nay mere jazbon ki sadaaqat ko naa jana
ab meri rafaaqat ko tarasta bhi wohi hai,
Is dil ke kharabe se guzar kis ka hua hai
ankhein bhi wohi hont bhi wohi lehja bhi wohi hai,
Jo kuch bhi kaha tha meri tanhai ne tujh sey
is sheher ki deewar per likha bhi wohi hai,
Woh jis nay diye mujh ko mohabbat ke khazaane
baadal ki taraha aankh se barasta bhi wohi hai.
Ussay Keh Dou Kay Woh Mujh Ko Ronay Say Mat Rokay.....
Bikhray Huwoon Ko Toofan Sanbhala Nahi Kartay...
Ab Mehar Banion Ki Tumhari Tamana Nahi Humko.....
Barastay Huway Baadil Kabhi Ujala Nahi Kartay.....
Mat Qareeb Aao Meray Mujhe Bas Younhi Rehnay Dou...
Tootay Huway Paimanay Mein Jaam Dala Nahi Kartay......
Mat Sunao Logoon Ko Meri Barbaadi Ka Qissa...
Kissi Kay Dil Kay Zakhmoon Ko Younh Uchala Nahi Kartay
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay,
Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayee jaati hay,
Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayee jaati hay,
Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin,
To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay,
Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay
Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati hay,
Saqi, Doori-e-manzil say naa-umid na hoo
Manzil ab bus aa hi jaati hay
Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main chhupa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tod diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kis kii majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahiƒ€š‚¦.