Funny Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image “Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humorous Ifs Letters Marry Marry Won Names Should Should i Tell Letters Won Tell
Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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