Humor Quote by The Harvard Lampoon

“I never heard of the person on this return address. Calvin Vinesett. What a name. He’s probably selling something, like all our other mail…

— Caroline B. Cooney

“This is the letter written in questionable taste but as the one               I wish to speak to                             is not here              …

— Kenyatta Jean-Paul Garcia

“It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody.”

— John Zakour

“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“They’d only been here for a couple of years, only employed twenty people all told, their two-year tax holiday was ending. Place”

— Cory Doctorow

“What did you say to the people who had given you life, when you were about to intentionally throw that gift away?”

— Jodi Picoult

“We give anonymously because the sackfuls of thank-you letters break our hearts with their clumsy handwriting and hopeless phonetic spelling.”

— David Sedaris

“You from the IRS? The man's voice was deep and wet, like mud slipping down a drain.”

— Carl Hiaasen

“If I have seen further than those before me, it is because I did not engage in the frauds.”

— Steven Magee

“Of course it happened. If I wrote something that hadn't really happened, and I tried to sell it, I could go to jail. That's…

— Kilgore Trout

“I am happy to publicly testify to the USA government about the fraud I witnessed the President of the United States engage in at…

— Steven Magee

“I flopped onto my bed and tried to burn a whole in the ceiling with my glare. It was a good thing,not getting the…

— Kiersten White