Animals Quote by The Harvard Lampoon

“It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that…

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“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

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“As soon as we were inside, Edwart's family rushed to greet me. What seemed like thirty people circled me, chattering away. "Oh my god,…

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“I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.”

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“Nice piano," I said. "Do you play?" "oh no, but Edwart does!" Eva Mullen said. "A little," Edwart said sheepishly. "Go ahead, play!" Eva…

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“Quick, I told myself. Try to remember what you learned from Jimbo's Self Defence for Young Ladies. Jimbo was a beefy man with prison…

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“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard. "Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam. "Toymaker." "Gold-digger.”

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“Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane.”

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“I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws.”

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“The two things I look for in a guy is how tall he is and whether or not he's a vampire.”

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“How about we walk back? Through the cemetery ?' One thing my mom had taught me is that it's difficult to refuse requests made…

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“picked!” I reply. I can’t stand Badge. She’s so stuck-up.”

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