Bored-of-the-rings Quote by The Harvard Lampoon

Elf made his way fuzzily back to the drawer, trying to think nasty thoughts about his tormentor (Mungo the dog) but he couldn't, as…

— Martha Grimes

“The dog barked and wagged his tail. He was a huge, shaggy creature, ten stone of dog at least, but friendly. 'Who does he…

— GEORGE R. R. MARTIN

“Elves don't shimmer”

— David Rangel

“Impossible. An old elf swearword.”

— Matt Haig

“Super toad!” Carol said. “What?” “I was trying out another expression. Instead of ‘holy cow,’ maybe you can just pick any adjective and any…

— Chad Morris

“Finally, a bit of luck. Rat bastard,' I hissed down at Montmartre. 'Mangy dog of a scurvy goat.' 'That doesn’t even make sense,' Isabeau…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“You'd be cute if you weren't such a little humping freak." Carter flattened the fur on the top of the dog's head. "Humperdinck." He…

— Kristin Miller

“The animal of Seth is: The Pig.”

— Ibrahim Ibrahim

“I wasn’t getting along with Trouble and for good reason. He strolled over and made a snide remark. “Patches,” he meowed, “why do you…

— Lea Beall

“Dwarf down! I say again, Dwarf down! Don’t trust the Elves!”

— Michael Chatfield

“Once in rur-al Flathead coun-ty Stood a cru-wel Christmas scene Dumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deer When an elf did intervene.”

— Roxanne Snopek

“Gee-word?" "Gods. What were you doin' the day they handed out brains, boy, anyway?" "Someone was telling a story about stealing a tiger's balls,…

— Neil Gaiman