Nightlight Quote by The Harvard Lampoon

“It’s most unfair. Once people find out you’re a vampire they act as if you’re some kind of monster.”

— Terry Pratchett

“No, it wasn’t vampires—vampires don’t exist. Angels destroyed them all decades ago, every last sparkly one of them, and you’re welcome.”

— Skyla Madi

“Vampires aren't the only ones who can hunt.”

— Diana Bishop

“Besides, you don't have to be a vampire to want to bite certain people's necks,”

— Muriel Zagha

“Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?”

— Kevin Hearne

“Her last boyfriend had been homicidal and her current one was oblivious to the fact that she was a vampire.”

— Richelle Mead

“In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper fucked.”

— Robyn Bachar

“Humans time and again demonstrated they were capable of perpetrating crimes as vile and gruesome as any vampire.”

— Rebeka Harrington

“(Sorry, we made vampires; it seemed like a good idea at the time.)”

— Justin Cronin

“If all it took to become vampire was to be bitten by one, then the world would have been overrun with vampires millennia ago.”

— Rebeka Harrington

“Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.”

— Alycia Linwood

“I knew without doubt that if any more of the vampires tried to attack us I’d kill them, too, regardless of apparent age, race,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton