“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We were constantly appealing for funds from readers when I edited 'The Black Dwarf' in 1968-69. — Tariq Ali Copy Share Image
Tolkien made dwarf sign language because, you know, it's too loud to talk in the mines. — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
How can an adjective in front of a noun not describe the noun? There are dwarf stars, but they're still considered stars. — Alan Stern Copy Share Image
“..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a… — R.A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
“Yes, impossible. But do not dread, impossibility is just another measure of difficulty. The skills of dwargens and flillows sometimes match the… — T. William Watts Copy Share Image
As actors, we have a philosophy, which is this: great fun. That has transmitted itself into the dwarf philosophy of life. We're… — John Callen Copy Share Image
“The only way to be a giant in this universe is to realise first that you are a dwarf yet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I kind of figured if I couldn't get a job as a dwarf, looking as I do, I should just give up… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
I started a novel back in high school. It wasn't very good. It was the opposite of good. The writing itself wasn't… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I have a friend - not a dwarf - who's an alchemist of sorts. He concocted a men's cologne... He gave me… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
“Can you lay your hand on your hearts and tell me I'm really alive? Are you sure I wasn't drowned and we're… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?” “Are you going to make that stupid quip… — Sabrina Zbasnik Copy Share Image
“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard. "Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam. "Toymaker." "Gold-digger.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
I don't like people being cautious and tentative and choosing their words carefully around me because I'm a dwarf. — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. — Dejan Stojanovic Copy Share Image
I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
What's amazing is that I'm recognized all over the world through 'Red Dwarf.' British fans are exceptional, but the American fans are… — Craig Charles Copy Share Image
This little hobbit saves the world. The wizard kills the dragon and saves the town. So many people connect to that character;… — R. A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
