Jokes Quote by Glen Rambharack

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget…

— Ralphie May

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets ain’t no joke. Pound for pound they’re stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the…

— Jordan Belfort

Whether you're a dwarf, whether you're a midget, it's all branding.

— Deep Roy

“I believe you to be Filidor Vesh," said the dwarf. "You are entitled to your beliefs, however ill-founded," Filidor replied. "No doubt you will…

— Matthew Hughes

“Don't be ridiculous, man," said Ridcully, "there's no such thing as dwarf smuggling." "Yeah? Then what's that you've got there?" "I'm a giant," said…

— Terry Pratchett

But that's not the name of a man, it's the name of a mountain! (...) "It is my name," Athos said calmly. "But you…

— Alexandre Dumas

Silverfish looked down. "Oh. Are you a dwarf?" Cuddy gave him a blank stare. "Are you a giant?" He said. "Me? Of course not!"…

— Terry Pratchett

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“That's racist. you maple sucking moose loving midget!”

— America Hetalia

Dwarves are funny. Look at them scurrying away on their stumpy little legs.

— Anonymous

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

— Jarod Kintz