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“MOOSEN!!!!!!! There many MOOSEN in the WOODSEN! MANY MUCH MOOSEN! The Meisin wanted and the MOOSEN and...”

— Brian Regan

“It All Started with a Moose”

— Nancy Temple Rodrigue

“Let's high stick that moose in the fun bags.”

— Christopher Moore

“Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.”

— Jass Richards

“Migrating moose on a pogo stick.”

— Vivian Arend

“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Moose Factory (I wonder if they make moose there?)”

— Vivien Bowers

“On the afternoon of the fifth day, as I made my way along a narrow and steep stretch of trail, I looked up to…

— Cheryl Strayed

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm a Canada walnut... WHAT?!”

— Megan Dicharry