“Your boyfriend just killed an elf. You need to get over the talking birds.” — Chadwick Ginther Copy Share Image
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I… — Dana Davis Copy Share Image
I don't like most Christmas movies. They're pretty bad, though they seem to make tons of money anyway. Like this movie 'Elf,'… — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
I got into Dio when I was still quite young. I remember seeing the video for 'Rainbow In The Dark' on MTV.… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“Frodo looked up at the Elf standing tall above him, as he gazed into the night, seeking a mark to shoot at.… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“he said this turning his strong body to face the beautiful, stunning, breathtaking, astonishing, bewildering girl who was a princess and his… — J.K. Ashton Copy Share Image
“It's very... christmas movie. Like the cheesy ones on channel 5, where some frosty bitch from the city breaks up with a… — Juno Dawson Copy Share Image
“Tizzy squawked, and he bounced like a ball on the floor. “I completely forgot; Santa said something more. He said that a… — Dorothea Jensen Copy Share Image
I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie. — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“She touched something deep in his soul. He didn't believe in love at first sight, but the thought of hurting her made… — Jodie B. Cooper Copy Share Image
“..There were two undeniable truths in the Realms: It was very easy to overestimate a drow and even easier to underestimate a… — R.A. Salvatore Copy Share Image
“A song she heard Of cold that gathers Like winter's tongue Among the shadows It rose like blackness In the sky That… — Robert Fanney Copy Share Image
“They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about… — Sabrina Zbasnik Copy Share Image
“she wasn’t an elf, they’re pointed ears and lace wings and ballet costume. Countess Judy was the Queen of the Fey. Which… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
“You have been given a gift and gifts are not always deserved, but they should always be accepted.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
He's not a child but he's childlike, he's not a grown up, he's not a kid, maybe he sounds like an elf… — Tom Kenny Copy Share Image
“I see that you are an elf-friend; the light in your eyes and the ring in your voice tells it.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I’m wearing… — Noelle Alladania Meade Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?” “Are you going to make that stupid quip… — Sabrina Zbasnik Copy Share Image
“I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
