Elf Quote by Rick Sutter

“If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . .”

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100 . . Unless youre donating blood . . .

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Six years in and theres still no evidence Obama even knows what a job is. . .

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Somebody texted me What are you doing? and I just wrote back, My best.

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How a man plays a game shows something of his character, how he loses shows all of it. . .

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Ive realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isnt all we needlove is all there is. . . So, I have decided to…

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I think I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. . .

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Often when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted…

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Someday I hope I am successful enough so I can add bacon to my burger without asking how much more it costs. . .

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Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. . .

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Live without judgment, give without expecting, and love for no reason.

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The grass isn't greener on the other side. It's green where you water it. . . .

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Chocolate is natures way of making up for Mondays. . .

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'Elf' is one of my favorites.

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I got into Dio when I was still quite young. I remember seeing the video for 'Rainbow In The Dark' on MTV. That was my first taste of Dio. It wasn't until years later that I realized he had this whole career with Rainbow and Black Sabbath and even going back to Elf. When I saw that video, it instantly…

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“Frodo looked up at the Elf standing tall above him, as he gazed into the night, seeking a mark to shoot at. His head…

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“he said this turning his strong body to face the beautiful, stunning, breathtaking, astonishing, bewildering girl who was a princess and his one true…

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