Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“i wish there was a thing called stupid tax, which paid for all the stupid things our government does.” — david leviathan Copy Share Image
“I am convinced that if most members of Congress did their own taxes, we would have had tax reform long ago.” — Bill Archer Copy Share Image
“I find it hilarious that if we lie to the government, it's a crime. But if they lie to us its politics” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion. — Robert Menzies Copy Share Image
“You from the IRS? The man's voice was deep and wet, like mud slipping down a drain.” — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
“You might think you’re a good liar, but you’re not. I’m better at this than you are. Your professional lying days were limited to… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“That man was a particular kind of liar. The kind that lies to himself about being a liar. Who is so corrupt, and deluded,… — ryan murphy brad falchuk Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
