Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Ask not the elves for advice, because they will tell you both 'yes' and 'no'.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Nonsense. It's elves!”

— Natalie Babbitt

“Elves are wondrous fair to look upon.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Impossible. An old elf swearword.”

— Matt Haig

“Have you not heard? Dark elves are psychopaths.”

— Anglia Spring

“So elves could be walking around in our midst, disguised as normal, everyday, vertically challenged citizens.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Wondering aloud, If we were orcs, wouldn't we, at a racial level, imagine ourselves to look like elves?”

— Junot Díaz

“...and at the table next to her was a little boy in a soccer uniform sitting with his mother who told him, The plural…

— Nicole Krauss

“Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.’ ‘Is it indeed?’ laughed Gildor. ‘Elves seldom give unguarded…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“There are little fairies outside,” I breathed, forcing out the words through quick breaths. His brows drew together in a way that wasn’t scary…

— Kristen Ashley

“You think I'm a part of the Magicus Mundi?" "You are telling me you're not? That being the new Lilith means nothing? That it's…

— Lyn Benedict

“Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien