Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat knew she had lost. You always lost against Granny Weatherwax, the only interest was in seeing exactly how.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“As Granny Weatherwax once said, if you wanted to walk around with your head in the air, then you needed to have… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Ella turned to the fireplace where a blackened kettle hung over what Granny Weatherwax always called an optimist's fire: two logs and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What’s to be afraid of?’ she managed. ‘Us,’ said Granny Weatherwax, smugly. The” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No you didn’t,’ Tiffany snapped. ‘Only Granny Weatherwax really knew Granny Weatherwax.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A strange thing,’ she said. ‘They both wear this same badge. Two bears on a black and gold shield. Anyone know what… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And Granny Weatherwax was pretty damn powerful. She was probably an even more accomplished witch than the infamous Black Aliss and everyone… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hah!" said Granny Weatherwax. "I should just say it is a folk song! I knows all about folk songs. Hah! You think… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...there was possibly something complimentary in the way Granny Weatherwax resolutely refused to consider other people's problems. It implied that, in her… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Earwig (pronounced Ar-wige, at least by Mrs. Earwig) believed in shiny wands, and magical amulets and mystic runes and the power… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn't the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Unlike wizards, who like nothing better than a complicated hierarchy, witches don't go in much for the structured approach to career progression.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought. And because… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Typical artist,' said Granny. 'He just painted the showy stuff in the front... And what about these cherubs? We're not going to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat liked to think she was good with children, and worried that she wasn’t. She didn’t like them very much, and worried… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The thing about elves is they've got no... begins with m," Granny snapped her fingers irritably. "Manners?" "Hah! Right, but no" "Muscle?… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She sat silently in her rocking chair. Some people are good at talking, but Granny Weatherwax was good at silence. She could… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Granny Weatherwax was in trouble. First of all, she decided, she should never have allowed Hilta to talk her into borrowing her… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There was a wicked ole witch once called Black Aliss. She was an unholy terror. There's never been one worse or more… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Find the story, Granny Weatherwax always said. She believed that the world was full of story shapes. If you let them, they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
...Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
