Quote by Junot Díaz

“So elves could be walking around in our midst, disguised as normal, everyday, vertically challenged citizens.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Nonsense. It's elves!”

— Natalie Babbitt

“Elves are wondrous fair to look upon.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“I could say "Elves" to him, But it's not elves exactly, and I'd rather He said it for himself.”

— Robert Frost

“Do not go to the elves for council for they will say both yes and no.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Maybe [aliens] have been in our lives a lot longer than we want to admit. People have always seen strange things—elves and fairies—and now…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about everyone’s genitalia…

— Sabrina Zbasnik

“Orca, orca, orca, there's nothing quite, as black and white, as you.”

— Peter Laurie Winfield

“Don’t let the bad elves get you.”

— Haruki Murakami

“What can ye see with yer elf eyes?” Hagus asked, beard blowing in the wind. “Not much more than you,” said Valkimir. “Not much…I…

— Michael James Ploof

“But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their…

— Larry Correia

“There are little fairies outside,” I breathed, forcing out the words through quick breaths. His brows drew together in a way that wasn’t scary…

— Kristen Ashley