Trailer park Quote by Larry Correia

“Don’t let the bad elves get you.”

— Haruki Murakami

“So elves could be walking around in our midst, disguised as normal, everyday, vertically challenged citizens.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Nonsense. It's elves!”

— Natalie Babbitt

“Elves are wondrous fair to look upon.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Have you not heard? Dark elves are psychopaths.”

— Anglia Spring

“Do not go to the elves for council for they will say both yes and no.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.”

— Roxanne Snopek

“I just wasn't anticipating Goblin assassins with crossbows pushing me into a situation where the only viable exit involved riding a mermaid's wheelchair into…

— Seanan McGuire

“ You're tell me those are gnomes pretending to be dwarfs pretending to be elves? Are you trying to play Six Degrees of Bilbo…

— Kevin Hearne

“The darkness like a demon or a dark elf chooses self-confident, creative and just snappy people.”

— Karin Johannisson

“Effectively we become the DVD of Elf that you ignore at nine o'clock on a Friday night, on the presumption there will be something…

— Nick Hornby

“Impossible. An old elf swearword.”

— Matt Haig