Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett

I took the name originally as a kind of disguise because I didn't want people to know I was about to embark on a…

— John Wesley Harding

“Animals travel on all fours. Mankind on two. Motorcycling is not a means of transport but an ideology, a nomadic way of life.”

— Amit Reddy

Never trust a woman who doesn't drink

— Tyler Rish

Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

— Oscar Wilde

Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what…

— Gertrude Atherton

Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

— Federico Fellini

Trust not a woman when she weeps, for it is her nature to weep when she wants her will.

— Socrates

“Never trust a woman's tears, Alyosha. I am never for the woman in such cases. I am always on the side of the men.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

— John Dillinger

It's difficult for me to trust a woman. Men are attracted to beautiful women. Women are attracted to men who offer security - financial…

— Curtis Jackson

You trust a thief when you trust a woman.

— Hesiod

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

— Oscar Wilde

How could a man ever trust in a woman's judgment when he knows she chose him for a husband?

— Curt Goetz

Long distance relationship is just a trust of a woman and loyalty of a man.

— Anonymous

“How very bold to cross over into enemy territory,” she said to the man. “Particularly when an old artifact like me doesn’t believe in…

— Ingrid Paulson