Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Limbo Pretty good Time
Magny is a tough test. Magny is well-rounded, has great endurance. He's got great boxing and great reach, but he doesn't have great angles.… — Carlos Condit Copy Share Image
Takam is tough. I realized I couldn't trade with him toe-to-toe. I knew the overhand right could catch him. — Dereck Chisora Copy Share Image
Bavaro's probably as tough of a - physically and mentally as tough a football player as I've ever coached. So, I would put him… — Bill Belichick Copy Share Image
I thought Paulie could jump. I know he's not fleet of foot, but at least have some hops. I guess we know who is… — Billy Koch Copy Share Image
He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards… — Glenn Hoddle Copy Share Image
Since I fought Bigfoot, I've actually become a big fan of his, the way he carries himself and the way he handles himself. You… — Travis Browne Copy Share Image
He's got a great right foot, and if he can get his head around that he'll be a great player. — Ray Wilkins Copy Share Image
Rigondeaux is a high-class boxer. He is smart, has speed and skill. — Vasyl Lomachenko Copy Share Image
Camacho's a very fast and intelligent fighter but I don't think he can handle the pressure I will put on him. — Julio Cesar Chavez Sr Copy Share Image
I don’t think Ed Reed has to take a back seat to anybody who ever played the position. ANYBODY. — Ronnie Lott Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image