Action Quote by Stephen Colbert

“TV cookery is very like internet porn - the overwhelming majority of its audience will never ever get to act out what's happening on…

— skint foodie

Television won't last. It's a flash in the pan.

— Mary Somerville

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and…

— Drew Carey

I'll never look at a turkey the same way ever again.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

If you cook something on the show, and I don't like it, I'm going to tell you. I don't understand how you could watch…

— Steve Harvey

Repeatedly opening the oven - or worse, taking out the turkey to baste it - slows down the momentum of cooking.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

There are many things clogging the television waves. You've got to fight for every bit of television households you can get.

— Kevin Sorbo

Although I hardly ever turn on the TV set unless it's football season, I do watch a lot of TV on my iPad -…

— Joshua Bell

You can't have a good Thanksgiving meal without a little bit of ketchup on the side.

— Patrick Mahomes

“there are now millions of people who spend more time watching food being cooked on television than they spend actually cooking it themselves.”

— Michael Pollan

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice…

— Jennifer Lee