Comedy Quote by Louis C. K

I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and I'll begin…

— Mitch Hedberg

For a while, even in the house of good friends for dinner or for cocktails, they would really be upset. They thought I had…

— Harold H. Greene

“They’re so dumb they put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on top of their phones during their lunch breaks and wonder why the phone…

— Jutta Profijt

I hate it when people are rude to service staff. I grew up in my family's hotel and experienced it first-hand.

— Edith Bowman

We've all had those phone conversations. Things are heated, you're in a position where you're gonna say something nasty. Instead, you say, "Oh, I've…

— Joe Manganiello

When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person.

— Adam DeVine

“My voice mail message says I work nights and sleep days. Everyone who knows me, knows this. And still, people who aren’t employed at…

— Cassie Alexander

“My next course of action was to take my phone off the hook, because I kept getting obnoxious messages along the lines of, “Where’s…

— J.A. Konrath

As a customer service representative; it is hard to deal with people who has an attitude when I pick up the phone.

— Jon Jones

Anywhere I go, if I go out, I have to keep my phone out. I don't try to be rude. If I turn it…

— Karen Civil

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man,…

— Larry the Cable Guy

“Don't ever cancel my call again! I told you I would talk to you, you should have waited..." Shit. Shit. Shit. "Mr. Edge, it…

— Mercy Cortez (LiveForeverAnon