“It was time for her to finally get that all of that sanctimonious drivel is just the opiate of the masses. Ha,… — Jutta Profijt Motivation Copy Share Image
“And he was murdered?"... "Stabbed"... "And this has something to do with the strange drugs?" ...Personally, I'd never heard of a package… — Jutta Profijt Side effects Copy Share Image
“I think museums are dead boring. I don't like most of the pictures on their walls. With modern pieces you never know… — Jutta Profijt Art Copy Share Image
“The most popular game is Cholesterol Canasta, where the plague patients, vivisection victims, and ambulant biohazard bags try to one-up each other… — Jutta Profijt Food poisoning Copy Share Image
“If I had suspected that this day would determine the course of the rest of my life, I’d obviously have stayed in… — Jutta Profijt Life Copy Share Image
“...definitely dramadies [are out], too. To me, if the writer can’t make up his mind if he’s doing drama or comedy, then… — Jutta Profijt Humor Copy Share Image
“They’re so dumb they put a DO NOT DISTURB sign on top of their phones during their lunch breaks and wonder why… — Jutta Profijt Lunch break Copy Share Image
“Marlene’s praise went down like a cold beer after a greasy burger. She could sense this. “You’re not at all as bad… — Jutta Profijt Cold beer Copy Share Image
