Funny Quote by Lewis Black Download Open image “It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?” — Lewis Black ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Progress
Flying is just such a hassle. If I had a million dollars, I would teleport. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
Teleportation would be the best because I live on airplanes. It would be super handy to be able to teleport around. — Tom Holland Copy Share Image
Maybe it's your time to lift off and fly You won't know if you never try. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Maybe the higher echelons of my range aren't as easily accessible, but that's OK; you change the key. — Elaine Paige Copy Share Image
Sometimes you need to escape problems. While it has not been resolved, take through simply spree. — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Climb aboard life's elevator, hit the "up" button, and see where it takes you. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
My get up and go, got up and went. I need to get up and go find it, but it went. So I cant… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
If you can't find the exit, go back to the entrance. Because sometimes, the only way out is finding the way back to where… — Bhabes Alvarez Copy Share Image
Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I'm trying to be there when my number is called and even when my number is not called. — DeSean Jackson Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.” — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?' — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke.… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
