Funny Quote by Jimmy Carr Download Open image “I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.” — Jimmy Carr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Lottery Lottery ticket Realised Tickets Tvs Used Watches Week
The price for sitting and watching game shows and betting on lottery is that the vast majority of the viewers will never become rich — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
I feel lucky to be doing TV right now because I get another chance every day. — Nick Wechsler Copy Share Image
I've turned down millions of dollars to go on reality TV. It's an absolute no-go. — Grace Jones Copy Share Image
I hardly ever watch TV and when I do it's sports. I'll occasionally stick on some old episode of 'Fawlty Towers' or something. — Mats Wilander Copy Share Image
I never watch anything live, I record all my programmes and have a real binge on a Friday night and watch them all. — Katie Piper Copy Share Image
Life is way better than TV. I recommend it to anyone who has forgotten they have one. — Jasmine Guy Copy Share Image
TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
If you've never watched people watch television, I don't recommend it. It's not an exciting thing to do. — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I don't think young people should have bottoms, they're too young for that sort of thing. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image