Funny Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Irs Mafia Want
What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it acts like… — Edward V. Long Copy Share Image
The IRS takes your money. Congress uses our money to arm our enemies. The IRS takes more of your money. Congress uses that money… — Justin Amash Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than the Gestapo. Abolish the IRS! Stamp out organized crime! — Evel Knievel Copy Share Image
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism. — Sonny Bono Copy Share Image
The IRS, now known for abusing its power by targeting groups for their political beliefs, is a prime example of an overgrown federal agency… — Mark Meadows Copy Share Image
Im sick and tired of politicians beating up on the IRS. We have the best and fairest tax-collection system in the world. — Charles Rangel Copy Share Image
The blame for the maddening complications of the federal tax system goes to the people with the most money — Nicholas von Hoffman Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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