Funny Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Giving Guy Humor Idiot Marriage Normal Normal Guy Time Wife
If you started out being the other woman why would he one day wake up and make you his wife? No need, you've already… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't go to men who are willing to kill themselves driving in circles looking for normality. — James Hunt Copy Share Image
He only normal people you know are the ones you dont know very well — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Be independent,You make a dude want you MORE when he knows you don't need him. — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
You don't want no man sleepin' cheatin' freakin' behind his wife. There's no such thing as make love, it's really make life. — Krs One Copy Share Image
Avoid the man without compassion, because he ain't a man surely! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
