Brain Quote by Jay Leno

Establishment suggests there must be some Wizard of Oz somewhere pulling the strings. That's not the way it works. There are individuals like myself.…

— Mitt Romney

They plan to ride into the White House on the Sweet Talk Express. Well, think again. Bush and Cheney are not compassionate conservatives. They…

— Patricia Ireland

Florida Republicans have shown they can walk and chew gum when it comes for deregulation and promoting environmental stewardship.

— Michael Waltz

Only a fool pokes a mama bear, but that's Merrick Garland for you. The attorney general thought to be such a moderate that 20…

— Miranda Devine

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

— Clare Boothe Luce

Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.

— Walter Lippmann

The Republicans need all the entertainment help they can get. When Charlie Daniels was one of your convention headliners, you know you need some…

— Shawn Amos

It is rational Republicans who want to pull the plug on the Trump presidency.

— Richard Painter

Bush's choice of Dick Cheney as his running mate is clear confirmation of the policies he would promote and the nominations he would make…

— Patricia Ireland

Republicans have to finally get smart and come together.

— Donald Trump

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

— Dennis Miller

Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I've just to say, you can't be for both. They are diametrically…

— Bill Maher