Mashed potatoes Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum.”

— Anonymous

“I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.”

— Tommy Wiseau

“It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.”

— Duke Nukem

“She wasn't his girlfriend. She was his bubblegum girl--only fun until she lost her flavor.”

— Jenny Rosen

“If summer had a flavor, it was pink bubble gum.”

— Sarah Jio

“Bubble gum and salt what a screwed up combination.”

— Emily Snow

Hey hey hey, smacking that Strawberry Bubblegum.

— Justin Timberlake

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

“The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love…

— Stacey Jay

“She took a bite and frowned. “Blissberry. Their worst flavor. Never trust a product named for a fruit that doesn’t exist.”

— Gregory Scott Katsoulis

“He’d never forgotten the sweep of her soft mouth against his, the taste of her sweetness, like strawberries, and the way she fired his…

— Katherine McIntyre

“What would angel lips taste like? Sunshine? Marshmallows? Or something altogether different? Maybe buttered-popcorn jelly beans.”

— Lisa M. Basso