Number Two Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Clones: Why should you take the blame for your mistakes when there’s a genetic replica of yourself that’d make a perfectly good scapegoat?”

— Jarod Kintz

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I worry about identity theft. What’s to stop somebody from cloning me to drain the cash from my bank account? And it’d be just…

— Jarod Kintz

“Murder was just another reason to drink”

— Libba Bray

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“(Fun fact: you can’t kill someone by finely grinding up glass and mixing it in their food. Either they’d be able to detect it,…

— Jennifer Wright

“British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.”

— John Lloyd

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and come out a couple. Somebody go tell my clone…

— Jarod Kintz

“It's an attempted murder. It's a suicide, but you're attempting to make it seem like a murder.”

— Ben H. Winters

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

And said, My God forbid it me, that I should do this thing: shall I drink the blood of these men that have put…

— Bible