Quote by John Lloyd

“I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Waiting for the pen to dry up so he can start fresh with thoughts that are worth new ink.”

— Brian Andreas

“Just ink,’ he says. 'Just ink.’ Probably the most dangerous substance on this here earth. There’ve been wars started by 'just ink.”

— Christian Baines

“I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my semen out of beaker number two.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I held it close to my face and smelled the ink. I have always loved the smell of ink in a new book.”

— Chaim Potok

“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet unidentified. It…

— Amy Lane

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“A mistake in ink is a mistake that stinks.”

— Stephanie Verni

“No powdery residue. But definitely suspicious. Smell." He slides a makeup catalog from beneath a microscope made out of a plate, a toilet paper…

— Sarah Ockler

“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make all the oil spills combined look like…

— Jarod Kintz

“He slipped her the inkwell. "This one is full of forbidden, outlawed words," he whispered. "Make sure you clean your pen when you're done.”

— T.R. Darling

I can smell the smoke now. I can see tendrils of it comin' up between the cracks in the shrikin' floorboards. There she is,…

— L.A. Meyer