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“It's an attempted murder. It's a suicide, but you're attempting to make it seem like a murder.” quote by Ben H. Winters — Download Open image

““It's an attempted murder. It's a suicide, but you're attempting to make it seem like a murder.””

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“every choice forecloses on other choices; each step forward leaves a thousand dead possible universes behind you.”

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A pool of melancholy blooms in my chest and rushes into my body like deep-blue blood.

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“The perseverance in this world, despite it all, of things done right. Carefully”

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In terms of optimism, I am optimistic. I do think that, in the long term, that America will right itself. I have to think…

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“would strap you, hands and feet, to a machine, turn a wheel to make you talk. Or even not to, just to watch you experience it. Or because there was someone visiting the court who had never gotten a chance to see the machine in action. Another one of those things that makes you think, well, okay, the end of…

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Here in America we have a man [Donald Trump] who is a master of a medium that is all about self-aggrandizement and/or cruelty to others. I have been off Twitter lately because I had this sudden sort of feeling of, this man is the president of this club and it's not a club that I want to be in. Sometimes…

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